23 December 2006

It's Hard Out Here for a SquarePants.

Are you at your parents' house for the holidays? Are you going insane? Can you smoke there? I hope you're all okay. Maybe you'll get lucky and UPS/Santa will drop someone else's stuffed animals down your chimney:

PANAMA CITY BEACH

The stuffed frog, duck and SpongeBob SquarePants all were holding, but the bear was clean.

The Bay County Sheriff’s Office confiscated three stuffed animals filled with about $20,000 worth of marijuana and hashish Sunday at a summer home in Panama City Beach.

The duck was loaded with about 2 pounds of highgrade marijuana worth up to $8,000, said Lt. Faith Bell of the Sheriff’s Office. Crammed into SpongeBob was about 13 ounces of pressed hashish blocks, and nearly 10 pounds of lowgrade marijuana was found in the frog and duck (from The News Herald, Panama City, Fl.).

I had no idea SpongeBob had fallen so low.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

god youre a looser

Anonymous said...

why would you say that? that is totally unnecessary. especially since it's christmas.

StonedGrrrl said...

thanks for sticking up for me, emily.

Anonymous said...

Howling with laughter. Now we need body cavity searches on dolls!

Anonymous said...

i love it

 

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